i am the origin species

Sterling St. Jacques.

theradicalace:
rincentvanuggh:
minnoux:
tilthat:
TIL inner speech (AKA the voice inside your head) is accompanied by tiny muscular movements in the larynx
via ift.tt
don’t like that
There’s a concept for a “mind reading” piece of texh that detects those muscle movements and uses AI to determine what your thinking, so you can think a command like “make coffee” and it will send out a signal to your coffee machine to make coffee.
i HATE that
I think to myself, “I want to die,” and then Alexa reads my throat muscles and kills me

meanplastic:

this is the funniest girl in the fucking world, when I tell you I am screaming…

pariztexas:

Courtney, this is not a democracy, it’s a cheerocracy.
Bring It On (2000) dir. Peyton Reed

theocseason4:

pocmemes:

TO FREEDOM 😂😂

beecuzisaid-so:

Originally posted by theshitneyspears
Y'all get on my nerves

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

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meatfighter:

hakialam:
meatfighter:
Hello demons, its ya boy
where2cop
here you go

iamchinyere:

This is so funny idc idc

trilllizard666:

wackd:
somethingfangirly:
just-shower-thoughts:
Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down
why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?
while the computer is what now

gaycism:

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla